Skyrim

The Skyrim Literal Trailer was uploaded you YouTube by Tobuscus on April 26th, 2011. It has over 2,000,000 views with about 30,000 likes and a little over 850 dislikes.

Its main characters are the Barber; a Dovahkiin, and a Dragon. It also features the Cameraman, the Dragon's Back-up, and some other creatures and people.

 Lyrics 

Bethesda Game Studios...

should probably fire their

helicopter cameraman.

Ominously lit carving of some dragons.

Cameraman running

through the forest.

Slow zoom on a carving of

Gandalf and his friends.

Confused dragon

trying to mate with some birds.

The first Tie-Fighter

Overworked cameraman

running through the snow.

Carving of an ancient

Tug-of-War

<p style="text-align: center;">(Slow dramatic zoom)

<p style="text-align: center;">Running towards a tiny hill.

<p style="text-align: center;">STOP!! That's a cliff.

<p style="text-align: center;">Carvings of dragons

<p style="text-align: center;">breathe carvings of fire

<p style="text-align: center;">Dude, turn around or you'll die.

<p style="text-align: center;">Shaky rocky formation.

<p style="text-align: center;">Pan down then it opens its eye.

<p style="text-align: center;">Pull out your sword on a ledge.

<p style="text-align: center;">Carving is rooting

<p style="text-align: center;">for the dragon.

<p style="text-align: center;">Sword-fighting a dragon

<p style="text-align: center;">in the snow's gotta be cold.

<p style="text-align: center;">OR NOT!

<p style="text-align: center;">Show the fire carving

<p style="text-align: center;">burning the shield carving.

<p style="text-align: center;">Leg carving.

<p style="text-align: center;">Medium-shot carving.

<p style="text-align: center;">He's regretting

<p style="text-align: center;">wearing a sleeveless tunic for this fight...

<p style="text-align: center;">VOICE ATTACK!

<p style="text-align: center;">But his voice went too far right.

<p style="text-align: center;">It went to a mountain town,

<p style="text-align: center;">and a forest.

<p style="text-align: center;">Stop for the night.

<p style="text-align: center;">In the morning,

<p style="text-align: center;">pass the windmill to a natural

<p style="text-align: center;">stone rocky formation bridge.

<p style="text-align: center;">Then it snows on a stream.

<p style="text-align: center;">There's a giant.

<p style="text-align: center;">Follow him, then him.

<p style="text-align: center;">Shave a dragon, and a werewolf,

<p style="text-align: center;">and the patron is next.

<p style="text-align: center;">(Battle axe!)

<p style="text-align: center;">Help him floss!

<p style="text-align: center;">Shoot a frostbolt at a wall,

<p style="text-align: center;">spin attack (FAIL!)

<p style="text-align: center;">Fire-bomb, dragon leaves

<p style="text-align: center;">when his barber is done.

<p style="text-align: center;">Shoot a puppy with an arrow.

<p style="text-align: center;">make a ball in your hands.

<p style="text-align: center;">(Get stabbed!)

<p style="text-align: center;">Dragon wants a refund,

<p style="text-align: center;">sneak-smack a big spider.

<p style="text-align: center;">Then barber gives dragon free

<p style="text-align: center;">touch-ups on his way out.

<p style="text-align: center;">That's why you should sit still.

<p style="text-align: center;">At the barber.

<p style="text-align: center;">Dragon's soul tells off the clumsy barber.

<p style="text-align: center;">Then it goes through the trees.

<p style="text-align: center;">To tell its back-up, "Thanks for nothing."

<p style="text-align: center;">Skyrim.

<p style="text-align: center;">The Elder Scrolls, V.

<p style="text-align: center;">111111.

<p style="text-align: center;">Dots.

<p style="text-align: center;">Link to video: http://www.youtube.com/user/Tobuscus#p/c/5AB4B8F2A335A9F7/41/RMKJ9fDM2mo