The Hobbit

The Hobbit  Literal Trailer was uploaded to YouTube by Tobuscus on December 28th, 2011. It has over 2,250,000 views with over 25,500 likes and about 1,500 dislikes. Its main characters are Bilbo, Gandalf, and the Dwarves.



 Lyrics  Warner Bros. New Line Metro

Stop to say hello

to your eccentric neighbour.

The actor who used to play Bilbo

is too old… so they recast him.

Now he’s younger,

And Gandalf’s still old as hell.

No Offense Ian McKellan

Ride a mini-horse.

Screw it, just walk. Or run.

Introduce the strengths

of each Companion.

<p style="text-align:center">Plate throw,

<p style="text-align:center">Arrows, bouncing cobwebs.

<p style="text-align:center">Baldness, oldness, left wrist,

<p style="text-align:center">Happiness, Heaviness.

<p style="text-align:center">Drinking, turning, catching cups.

<p style="text-align:center">And the leader can sing Bass

<p style="text-align:center">There he goes…

<p style="text-align:center">the leader sings and smokes

<p style="text-align:center">and Gandalf too.

<p style="text-align:center">His mouth barely moves.

<p style="text-align:center">That guy is old.

<p style="text-align:center">He stands up slow.

<p style="text-align:center">The others start singing

<p style="text-align:center">and steal the leader’s spotlight.

<p style="text-align:center">Next December

<p style="text-align:center">Gandalf has dual wielding.

<p style="text-align:center">Drop the sword,

<p style="text-align:center">it’s heavy.

<p style="text-align:center">Walk towards a broke knife.

<p style="text-align:center">(It’s a sword but knife rhymed)

<p style="text-align:center">From Peter

<p style="text-align:center">Cliff.

<p style="text-align:center">Romantic sunset.

<p style="text-align:center">Too hot for him.

<p style="text-align:center">(unless he’s rich)

<p style="text-align:center">The front of his staff’s a Maglite™

<p style="text-align:center">and the back’s a pipe.

<p style="text-align:center">Unsheathe unbroken sword.

<p style="text-align:center">Dramatic whisper. Tension building.

<p style="text-align:center">Sh** gets real.

<p style="text-align:center">Mountains spinning ‘round the dwarves.

<p style="text-align:center">Horses spinning ‘round the dwarves.

<p style="text-align:center">Gandalf gonna take his girlfriend up a hill.

<p style="text-align:center">Flip suspenders.

<p style="text-align:center">Wizards fighting.

<p style="text-align:center">Fiery embers.

<p style="text-align:center">He goes flying.

<p style="text-align:center">Sun explosion,

<p style="text-align:center">Door implosion,

<p style="text-align:center">Panicked turning dishes spinning.

<p style="text-align:center">Jumping fences, tension tenses.

<p style="text-align:center">Sh** gets real again.

<p style="text-align:center">Careful it’s bind on pick up.

<p style="text-align:center">The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

<p style="text-align:center">Post title bonus shows that

<p style="text-align:center">Gollum is just as ugly as before…

<p style="text-align: center;">Link to video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86bznYoj9e0