Bioshock Infinite

The Bioshock Infinite Literal Trailer was uploaded to YouTube by Tobuscus on August 24th, 2010. It has over 8,000,000 views with over 45,000 likes and only about 1,000 dislikes.

Its main character is Cameraman; Booker DeWitt, but it also features That Thing; Handyman, Buxom Sorceress; Elizabeth, and an anonymous man talking to himself.

 Lyrics 

May Contain Content Inappropriate for Children.

Irrational Games

with a spiky chess piece behind it.

Darkness bubbles background lights up

shadows become underwater treeeeeees.

Swim through the sea so fast,

Like the Usain Bolt of the sea.

Or is it Ūsain?

A Big Daddy

There’s an Underwater City.

Sea Monster!

City lights up

It’s a goldfish

Cameraman is shouting bubbles

Cameraman needs to come up for air.

<p style="text-align:center">Much better…OR NOT!

<p style="text-align:center">Thrown, hit the ground.

<p style="text-align:center">Blurry hand look up

<p style="text-align:center">Ocean not so big

<p style="text-align:center">Big Daddy not so big

<p style="text-align:center">THAT THING IS.

<p style="text-align:center">Giant evil robot hand grabs your head

<p style="text-align:center">But he has a heart

<p style="text-align:center">Don’t try to grab it or he’ll throw you out the window

<p style="text-align:center">Slow motion lasts until you look down,

<p style="text-align:center">so don’t look down.

<p style="text-align:center">Don’t look down,

<p style="text-align:center">DON’T LOOK DOWN!

<p style="text-align:center">You’re lucky there’s a blimp, GRAB IT!

<p style="text-align:center">Hit it rollin backwards there’s a handle

<p style="text-align:center">but it’s too far away.

<p style="text-align:center">HUH-RIP the blimp, don’t look down!

<p style="text-align:center">Why’d you look down?!

<p style="text-align:center">Now you’ve got one hand.

<p style="text-align:center">Look around, floating town.

<p style="text-align:center">Tell a baby to talk to the hand.

<p style="text-align:center">There’s a man on a balcony talking to himself.

<p style="text-align:center">Cue epic music

<p style="text-align:center">Floating building wants to be higher than the other ones.

<p style="text-align:center">So it booooooosts itself.

<p style="text-align:center">Ripping noise?!

<p style="text-align:center">It’s not looking good.

<p style="text-align:center">Down he goes onto a levitating nest of dethorned roses

<p style="text-align:center">Float into the arms of a buxom sorceress.

<p style="text-align:center">Who’s your daddy?

<p style="text-align:center">ME.

<p style="text-align:center">Oh. My bad.

<p style="text-align:center">That’s a shame she had an amazing pair of…

<p style="text-align:center">Bioshock Infinite…s