Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

The Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides Literal Trailer was uploaded to YouTube by Tobuscus on May 20th, 2011. It has over 3,000,000 views with about 40,000 likes and about 550 dislikes.

It's main characters are Jack; Jack Sparrow, and Hot Pirate Captain; Angelica.

 Lyrics 

Pan cross ocean,

zoom into a mountain.

Someone’s not good at lighting torches.

Rocky beaches.

Corona commercial set.

Close up mini waterfall.

Ready the tattered holy sail…

Nevermind let’s go look for a trail.

Hot hot hot hot hot hot

NOT.

Dramatic main character reveal.

Slow fade-in, Jack negotiating.

Fireworks then Disney Castle.

Jerry Bruckheimer, there’s an archway.

Rapid pan-down, Jack’s in trouble.

<p style="text-align:center">Mutton chops stand up, cut.

<p style="text-align:center">Jack’s been drinking, now he’s wading,

<p style="text-align:center">now he’s walking to a meeting.

<p style="text-align:center">He just looked at the camera!

<p style="text-align:center">Did you see that? Two shot.

<p style="text-align:center">More shot.

<p style="text-align:center">(Still drunk)

<p style="text-align:center">From Disney and Jerry,

<p style="text-align:center">Pirate peg-leg.

<p style="text-align:center">Look at a boat.

<p style="text-align:center">Make an agreement, cheer, mermaids,

<p style="text-align:center">Hothothothothothothot

<p style="text-align:center">Rotating zombie-boat captain is too hot.

<p style="text-align:center">Jack Sparrow informs her

<p style="text-align:center">he’s taking the boat.

<p style="text-align:center">She

<p style="text-align:center">expresses

<p style="text-align:center">distaste

<p style="text-align:center">in this

<p style="text-align:center">idea

<p style="text-align:center">by stabbing the door.

<p style="text-align:center">Don’t slam the door on your

<p style="text-align:center">hot pirate captain.

<p style="text-align:center">And director Rob Marshall.

<p style="text-align:center">Careful, grab a rock!

<p style="text-align:center">Jack warns his crew not to

<p style="text-align:center">make out with hot water ladies.

<p style="text-align:center">Unless you look like them,

<p style="text-align:center">then take what you can get.

<p style="text-align:center">Raise your sword, overboard,

<p style="text-align:center">Point your sword forward.

<p style="text-align:center">Fail to drown, turn around, looking down,

<p style="text-align:center">Stab the table by a candle.

<p style="text-align:center">Man, girl look up, look left.

<p style="text-align:center">The mermaid is less hot nowww….

<p style="text-align:center">Jack is still terrified

<p style="text-align:center">of the last mermaid shot.

<p style="text-align:center">When he calms down,

<p style="text-align:center">Johnny Depp leans

<p style="text-align:center">through some leaves, then

<p style="text-align:center">he looks right.

<p style="text-align:center">Jack jumps up, lean.

<p style="text-align:center">Penelope then jumps into the fight.

<p style="text-align:center">Ian McShane shoots some fireballs

<p style="text-align:center">at a guy sitting on a boat.

<p style="text-align:center">Geoffrey Rush needs some lotion…

<p style="text-align:center">or maybe some aloe?

<p style="text-align:center">Swinging a sword at a hot pirate’s

<p style="text-align:center">basically first base.

<p style="text-align:center">Bouncing up, make a gesture.

<p style="text-align:center">This summer, get ready to DANCE!

<p style="text-align:center">Then fall in the lake.

<p style="text-align:center">Explosive boat, hold a rope,

<p style="text-align:center">don't tailgate him.

<p style="text-align:center">Girls in water boxes,

<p style="text-align:center">dodge a barrel like Donkey Kong.

<p style="text-align:center">Look down, don’t waterfall

<p style="text-align:center">swing, zoom, kiss, boat, spin, dark.

<p style="text-align:center">Falling and falling and falling and

<p style="text-align:center">falling and falling and falling and

<p style="text-align:center">LAND IN A LAKE.

<p style="text-align:center">SKULL ZOOM!

<p style="text-align:center">In comes the title, and

<p style="text-align:center">it slowly zooms back out.

<p style="text-align:center">Show the release date,

<p style="text-align:center">Then show lots of names.

<p style="text-align:center">Link to video: http://www.youtube.com/user/Tobuscus#p/c/5AB4B8F2A335A9F7/36/NefJFHL0dmY