Resident Evil Afterlife

The Resident Evil Afterlife Literal Trailer was uploaded to YouTube by Tobuscus on May 10th, 2010. It has over 3,000,000 views with over 15,000 likes and a little over 300 dislikes. Its main characters are Bald Chick; Alice, and her clones.

 Lyrics 

Ground-shot helicopter girl walking

Girl walking to rubble, fade out.

Girl finds a random field of airplanes.

Wide-shot, same airplanes, cut.

Fade in, bald chick, two swords.

Light her face, she’s not bald, dilate. (dilate)

Find a way to drop

James Cameron’s name in the trailer

Girl running, throwing things at the camera.

Fiery death, keep walking.

Cute puppies! Kill ‘em with two shotguns.

Yes, it’s another 3D movie, get ready.

Airplane’s coming, DUCK!

Jump off a cliff with style.

Doors open, fall from vent

<p style="text-align:center">Draw your swords. Spin ‘em.

<p style="text-align:center">Slice, Slice, Slice.

<p style="text-align:center">Fire, roll, aim, red eyes,

<p style="text-align:center">Throw your glasses at the camera then dive.

<p style="text-align:center">On September 10th, it’ll rain on a girl

<p style="text-align:center">and a guy with a hammer in slow motion.

<p style="text-align:center">in a new dimension,

<p style="text-align:center">Where guys look like that,

<p style="text-align:center">and girls have shotguns of evil.

<p style="text-align:center">And hammers break pillars.

<p style="text-align:center">So jump on a window,

<p style="text-align:center">then flip over the bad guy in slow-motion,

<p style="text-align:center">then strike a pose HUAH!

<p style="text-align:center">Running, Shooting, ‘Sploding,

<p style="text-align:center">Shooting, Running, Shooting,

<p style="text-align:center">Hit glass…

<p style="text-align:center">Wait, is this the Matrix?