Hitman Absolution

The Hitman Absolution Literal Trailer was uploaded to YouTube by Tobuscus on June 3rd, 2012. It has over 1,900,000 views with about 35,000 likes and about 600 dislikes. Its main characters are 47 (Agent 47) and Nuns.

 Lyrics: 

 Rundown motel is not classy.

 47 didn't make enough blood money.

 That, or he spent it on a big nun party.

 He's hurt bad. Shoulda played on easy.

 Nun bling jingling, getting pretty breezy.

 You probably shouldn't wear a white shirt.

 Even nuns go to shoe sales.

 And prison.

 Tie your blood red tie

 to match your blood red blood. Yay, fashion.

 Distorted guitar makes the nuns pull out some guns.

 And a rocketlauncher.

 47 wants to fit in with them. (hot)

 But sexy bad guy music makes nuns take their clothes off.

 And get tattoos.

<p style="text-align:center"> He got some blood on his favorite coin.

<p style="text-align:center"> Hydrogen peroxide will take it off.

<p style="text-align:center"> Just like this music did for all of

<p style="text-align:center"> the hitman's girlfriends,

<p style="text-align:center"> who just found out about eachother.

<p style="text-align:center"> Hot hot hot, even hotter.

<p style="text-align:center"> Slow mo pistol smacking water.

<p style="text-align:center"> Hopefully he doesn't kill the hot hit-girls

<p style="text-align:center"> NO DON'T KILL THEM!

<p style="text-align:center"> Slow mo 3d pistol spinnin'

<p style="text-align:center"> Don't kill the hot hit women

<p style="text-align:center"> NOOOO!

<p style="text-align:center"> Slow 3d pistol spinning.

<p style="text-align:center"> Please don't kill the hot wom-

<p style="text-align:center"> NOOOO !

<p style="text-align:center"> Guess he doesn't date coworkers.

<p style="text-align:center"> But he shoots 'em in the chest.

<p style="text-align:center"> That one's the hottest.

<p style="text-align:center"> Denied! Knee him in the eye.

<p style="text-align:center"> Not a bad view if you gotta die.

<p style="text-align:center"> But he's not distracted,

<p style="text-align:center"> he just smacked it.

<p style="text-align:center"> Hit her in the back of the head

<p style="text-align:center"> and make the hot chick leader uglier.

<p style="text-align:center"> Now her friend's the hottest one.

<p style="text-align:center"> She can't be her friend now.

<p style="text-align:center"> Now she can as long as she's not

<p style="text-align:center"> used as a human shield OH no.

<p style="text-align:center"> Slow mo. Too slow.

<p style="text-align:center"> Rest in peace, hot hit women.

<p style="text-align:center"> That's right. Think about what you've done.

<p style="text-align:center"> Hitman Absolution.

<p style="text-align:center"> Look out, hot hit women.

<p style="text-align:center"> He's got some ammunition.

<p style="text-align:center"> And soon you will be wishing

<p style="text-align:center"> I was there to protect you.

<p style="text-align:center"> Just call me.

<p style="text-align:center"> Call me hot hit women.

<p style="text-align:center"> Let's hang out sometime.

<p style="text-align:center"> Let's get some coffee sometime.

<p style="text-align:center"> When's good for you?

<p style="text-align:center"> How 'bout November 20th?

<p style="text-align:center">Don't kill me though.

<p style="text-align: center;">Link to video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z49zvR1XZ2M