Warrior's Way

The Warrior's Way Literal Trailer was uploaded to YouTube by Tobuscus on November 5th, 2010. It has over 1,000,000 views with over 10,000 likes and about 150 dislikes.

It's main characters are A Hero; Yang, and Hot Chick; Lynne. There is also Old Man With a Rifle; Ron, and Danny Huston; The Colonel.

 Lyrics 

Wintry tree fades to

the sword of a hero.

Sharpen your blade on the

driveway, his is good.

Walk slowly in real time,

then run in slow-mo.

POWERSLIDE!

Sharpen your feet on the driveway.

Rogue plate goes inside.

Fight's over, you win.

Just kidding, there were

water ninjas in the river.

Slice a water ninja

turn them into water

later, ninja raindrops

<p style="text-align: center;">fall on yooou.

<p style="text-align: center;">Finally escaped the ninjas

<p style="text-align: center;">NO YOU DIDN’T!

<p style="text-align: center;">They are also in the snooow-ah!

<p style="text-align: center;">Look down, turn, baby, old man,

<p style="text-align: center;">sheath your swooord! Burn the

<p style="text-align:center">floooooor.

<p style="text-align: center;">Shouldn't he avoid water?

<p style="text-align: center;">From the producer of The Lord of

<p style="text-align: center;">baby backpacks

<p style="text-align: center;">Take 'em to the fair

<p style="text-align: center;">Someone's grandpa's

<p style="text-align:center">stuck up there

<p style="text-align: center;">Hot chick, fade, night,

<p style="text-align: center;">look at him, reciprocate.

<p style="text-align: center;">Townfolk wonder

<p style="text-align: center;">why does his hair look so great?

<p style="text-align: center;">One Warrior

<p style="text-align: center;">fondling his knapsack

<p style="text-align: center;">(DRAMATIC GAZE!)

<p style="text-align: center;">Sword fighting hot chick

<p style="text-align: center;">you should really ask her out!

<p style="text-align: center;">Caught between two worlds

<p style="text-align: center;">Spend all day in the garden

<p style="text-align: center;">Your girlfriend's getting jealous

<p style="text-align: center;">The audience is trampled.

<p style="text-align: center;">Ninjas do the wave-ah!

<p style="text-align: center;">Angry looking Asian.

<p style="text-align: center;">Old man with a rifle.

<p style="text-align: center;">Paratrooper ninjas

<p style="text-align: center;">landing on the rooftops.

<p style="text-align: center;">Darkness.

<p style="text-align: center;">Townsfolk admire the

<p style="text-align: center;">Raiden cosplaying roof ninjas

<p style="text-align: center;">Jump off at the same time.

<p style="text-align: center;">Swing the staff.

<p style="text-align: center;">This December

<p style="text-align: center;">Shoulder mounted gatling gun!

<p style="text-align: center;">Kissing girls makes

<p style="text-align: center;">spinny stars

<p style="text-align: center;">To protect a target

<p style="text-align: center;">Winter ninjas

<p style="text-align: center;">stab a droplet!

<p style="text-align: center;">block, swing!

<p style="text-align: center;">A hero will stand, then run,

<p style="text-align: center;">then stab the ground.

<p style="text-align:center">Shotguns don't hurt ninjas,

<p style="text-align: center;">scream, horse, load, snipe!

<p style="text-align: center;">Blow up the fair,

<p style="text-align: center;">Fair lady with a knife,

<p style="text-align: center;">FLOOR NINJAS!

<p style="text-align: center;">Geoffrey Rush

<p style="text-align: center;">looks down, then he falls down.

<p style="text-align: center;">Kate Bostworth

<p style="text-align: center;">looks up, then she jumps up.

<p style="text-align: center;">Danny Huston

<p style="text-align: center;">is ugly and he throws girls.

<p style="text-align: center;">Jang Dong Gun

<p style="text-align: center;">was probably picked on, now he's a baddy!

<p style="text-align: center;">Mid-air sword fight!

<p style="text-align: center;">The Warrior's Way

<p style="text-align: center;">Here's your sheath

<p style="text-align: center;">They wish you had one earlier

<p style="text-align: center;">Lot's of guys are comin', but

<p style="text-align:center">none of them are tough as

<p style="text-align:center">HIM!