Literal Trailer (Tobuscus) Mashup!

The Literal Trailer (Tobuscus) Mashup! was uploaded to YouTube by TobyTurner Audience on June 27th, 2011. It has about 8,100 views with over 250 likes and only about 5 dislikes.

Its featured characters are those of Dead Space 2, Tron Legacy, Bioshock Infinite, Assassin's Creed Revelations, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed Brotherhood, Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, and Halo: Reach.

 Lyrics

May Contain Content Inappropriate for Children.

Blood Violence. Stargate, UbiSoft, SPARKLE

Don’t look at the Dead Guy,

and he just fades away.

There’s some text inside some flames.

Saturn’s really close.

Pan down,

you have arrived at Flynn's

Rear-view mirror, focus.

Enter, turn on flashlight.

SWITCHBOX!

Flip it, games all turn on.

Top-view walking, tilt up pan

down,

<p style="text-align:center">so don’t look down.

<p style="text-align:center">Don’t look down,

<p style="text-align:center">DON’T LOOK DOWN!

<p style="text-align:center">You’re lucky there’s a blimp, GRAB IT!

<p style="text-align:center">Hit it rollin backwards there’s a handle

<p style="text-align:center">but it’s too far away.

<p style="text-align:center">HUH-RIP the blimp, don’t look down!

<p style="text-align:center">Why’d you look down?!

<p style="text-align:center">Now you’ve got one

<p style="text-align:center">hand

<p style="text-align:center">of a sleepy man.

<p style="text-align: center;">How'd he fall asleep there?

<p style="text-align: center;">Help up the sleepy hooded man.

<p style="text-align: center;">That's what beds are for.

<p style="text-align: center;">Drag him cross the stone floor.

<p style="text-align: center;">Front shot then a shot from the ceiling.

<p style="text-align: center;">He could get carpet burned.

<p style="text-align: center;">Slow

<p style="text-align:center">zoom on a carving of

<p style="text-align:center">Gandalf and his friends.

<p style="text-align:center">Confused dragon

<p style="text-align:center">trying to mate with some

<p style="text-align:center">birds!”

<p style="text-align:center">Nod at the

<p style="text-align:center">bird and PEOPLE DIE,

<p style="text-align: center;">Everywhere PEOPLE

<p style="text-align:center">DIE

<p style="text-align:center">Target doesn’t die,

<p style="text-align:center">HE’S FINE!

<p style="text-align:center">Target sends horsemen to

<p style="text-align:center">DIIIIIIEEEEEE!

<p style="text-align:center">Falling through space,

<p style="text-align:center">Stab yourself,

<p style="text-align:center">Shoot some thing out of frame.

<p style="text-align:center">Dodge then ship shakes.

<p style="text-align:center">Stare at your hand,

<p style="text-align:center">Demon gymnast,

<p style="text-align:center">Don’t get sucked into SPACE,

<p style="text-align:center">Glowy face,

<p style="text-align:center">Train-sition.

<p style="text-align:center">IGN approves.

<p style="text-align:center">Wrestle demon,

<p style="text-align:center">Shoot a demon,

<p style="text-align:center">Choked by a demon,

<p style="text-align:center">Shoot a

<p style="text-align:center">puppy with an arrow.

<p style="text-align:center">make a ball in your hands.

<p style="text-align:center">(Get

<p style="text-align:center">Stab the table by a candle.

<p style="text-align:center">Man, girl look up, look left.

<p style="text-align:center">The mermaid is less hot nowww….

<p style="text-align:center">Jack is still terrified

<p style="text-align:center">of the last mermaid shot.

<p style="text-align:center">When he calms down,

<p style="text-align:center">Johnny Depp leans

<p style="text-align:center">through some leaves, then

<p style="text-align:center">he looks right.

<p style="text-align:center">Jack jumps up, lean.

<p style="text-align:center">Penelope then jumps into the

<p style="text-align:center">fighting these guys.

<p style="text-align:center">GOT ONE! Dodge

<p style="text-align:center">a barrel like Donkey Kong.

<p style="text-align:center">Look down, don’t waterfall

<p style="text-align:center">swing, zoom, kiss, boat, spin, dark.

<p style="text-align:center">Falling and falling and falling and

<p style="text-align:center">falling and falling and falling and

<p style="text-align:center">LAND IN A LAKE.

<p style="text-align:center">SKULL ZOOM!

<p style="text-align:center">In comes the title, and

<p style="text-align:center">it slowly zooms back out.

<p style="text-align:center">Show the release date,

<p style="text-align:center">Then show lots of names.

<p style="text-align:center">Link to video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJnRvubppos