Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword

The Zelda Skyward Sword Literal Trailer was uploaded to YouTube by Tobuscus on November 19th, 2010. It has over 2,000,000 views with over 15,000 likes and 590 dislikes.

Its main character is Man in a Skirt and Tights; Link, and features plants, natives, and monsters.

 Lyrics 

Foggy, cloudy horse,

Angry spiky heart, floaty boat,

And a wolf.

Run into the light.

Where a man in a skirt and tights is standing.

And he pulls out his sword,

Then slowly spins it around and

FLEX!

Kill Natives, and plants.

Turn them into ash.

Purple dust, sword lights up!

More Natives, and plants and Natives.

They all look the same.

That’s racist!

Scorpion with eyeballs in its claws.

<p style="text-align:center">Use your shield to deflect an acorn.

<p style="text-align:center">Use a vine to swing across.

<p style="text-align:center">Climb the plant wall,

<p style="text-align:center">Confuse the eyeball.

<p style="text-align:center">Bow and arrow, shoot it at a leaf.

<p style="text-align:center">And a bob-omb,

<p style="text-align:center">And someone’s floating heart.

<p style="text-align:center">Aim a grapple claw

<p style="text-align:center">At the Audience.

<p style="text-align:center">Make it grab stuff, and explode!

<p style="text-align:center">Good bye grapple claw.

<p style="text-align:center">Roll a flashing plant

<p style="text-align:center">Under a happy tree.

<p style="text-align:center">Now it’s a dead tree.

<p style="text-align:center">Slingshots make bats disappear!

<p style="text-align:center">Use a whip to tear out people’s hearts.

<p style="text-align:center">Then eat them.

<p style="text-align:center">Stab a scorpion in the eye-claw!

<p style="text-align:center">End a skeleton,

<p style="text-align:center">And a scorpion,

<p style="text-align:center">And another skeleton.

<p style="text-align:center">Swan dive into the logo.